Welcome to Roast My Resume: Why Recruiters Pass on You in 6 Seconds

🚨 Welcome to Roast My Resume - the series where I roast 🔥 YOUR LinkedIn profile (aka your digital resume)... and tell you exactly why recruiters are passing on you in 6 seconds or less.

👉 Not for the thin-skinned.
👉 Yes, for everyone who's tired of applying and not hearing back.

Here's how it works:

Drop a link to your LinkedIn profile in the comments below.

I will roast it.

Publicly.

And I'll tell you exactly:
✅ Why recruiters scroll past your profile in 6 seconds
✅ What your headline is costing you
✅ What your summary (or lack of one) says about you
✅ What your experience section is missing that could be making all the difference

Why am I doing this?

Because I've spent 16 years as a recruiter at Fortune 100 companies including Amazon, and I've personally seen what makes a recruiter stop, read, and reach out... vs. what makes us scroll right past.

And I've watched too many AMAZING candidates get overlooked because their LinkedIn profile didn't tell their story in a way that connected.

So let's fix that.

Drop your LinkedIn profile in the comments below 👇 and let's get you seen.

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For the full framework, read The Theory of Hireability™.

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