Round 2: Want Me to Roast Your Digital Resume?
A former Fortune 100 recruiter shares the most common LinkedIn profile resume crimes she sees - and offers a personal roast to fix them.
Round 2 - Want me to ROAST your digital resume? (a.k.a. your LinkedIn profile) 🔥
I've looked at over a million resumes as a recruiter (and wrote a best selling book) ... and some of y'all are out here committing some SERIOUS resume crimes.
Like...
🚫 Putting your address on your resume in 2025
🚫 Having an "Objective" statement at the top
🚫 Listing your GPA from 2007
🚫 Using a resume template from Microsoft Word
Friends... we gotta talk.
So I'm bringing back Round 2 of Roast My Resume.
Here's how it works:
Drop a link to your LinkedIn profile in the comments below (that's your digital resume - trust me, it tells recruiters everything) and I will personally roast it.
Not in a mean way. In a "here's exactly why recruiters are passing on you in 6 seconds or less" kind of way.
Because if we don't fix these things, you will keep applying to jobs and wondering why you never hear back.
Your LinkedIn profile IS your resume in 2025. And if it's not working hard for you... it's working against you.
Drop your profile link below 👇
#LinkedInProfile #ResumeHelp #JobSearch #CareerAdvice #Recruiter
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